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The Fresh Pink Party Pony Of Pony-Ville *Theme*Well, this is a story all about why
I became a pony rapper named Pinkie Pie,
and I'd like to take a minute to tell all of ya,
Why I'm the super duper party pony of Equestria.
In west Fillydelphia born and raised,
on the rock farm was where I spent most of my days,
chillin out maxin relaxin so cool,
and I was bakin' some cupcakes outside of the school,
when a couple of colts, they were up to no good,
started making trouble in my neighborhood,
I got in on little fight and my mom got the chills,
so she sent my flank packin off to Ponyville.
I whistled for a cab cos I have no wings,
the license plate said "FL1MFL4M" and they called me on in,
I was suspicious of the driver named Silver Shill,
But I thought "Hey whatever, yo homie to Ponyville!"
I pulled up to a cake shop 'bout 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homie smell ya later!"
Looked at my new home, let out a scream super-shrill
as I became the super party pony of Ponyville!
I Regret Nothing.
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